Cards Against Humanity: 90s Nostalgia Pack lyrics

Black cards

• Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ________.
• How did Stella get her groove back?
• I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ________.
• It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ________!
• Siskel and Ebert have panned ________ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed."
• Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afraid of ________?"
• Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ________."

White cards

• A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.
• A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.
• Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.
• Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.
• Deregulating the mortgage market.
• Freeing Willy.
• Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™.
• j*rking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.
• Kurt Cobain's death.
• Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
• Log.™
• Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.
• Patti Mayonnaise.
• Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
• Pure Moods, Vol. 1.
• Several Michael Keatons.
• Stabbing the sh*t out a Capri Sun.
• Sucking the President's di*k.
• Sunny D! Alright!
• The Great Cornholio.
• The Y2K bug.
• Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.
• Yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick.