Cards Against Humanity: Science Pack lyrics

Black cards

• A study published in Nature this week found that ________ is good for you in small doses.
• Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we’re learning about ________!
• In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between ________ and ________.
• In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between ________ and ________ (p < .05).
• In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized ________ in the lab.
• Today on Mythbusters, we find out how long ________ can withstand ________.
• What really killed the dinosaurs?

White cards

• 3.7 billion years of evolution.
• A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio.
• A supermassive black hole.
• Achieving reproductive success.
• Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about.
• David Attenborough watching us mate.
• Developing secondary sex characteristics.
• Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes.
• Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey.
• Evolving a labyrinthine vagina.
• Explosive decompression.
• Failing the Turing test.
• Fun and interesting facts about rocks.
• Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds.
• Infinity.
• Insufficient serotonin.
• Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples.
• Photosynthesis.
• Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity.
• Slowly evaporating.
• The Sun engulfing the Earth.
• The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.
• Uranus.