Cards Against Humanity: Box Expansion lyrics

White cards

• A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.
• A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.
• A box within a box.
• A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
• A box-shaped man.
• A box.
• A boxing match with a giant box.
• A falcon with a box on its head.
• A man-shaped box.
• A world without boxes.
• An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.
• An outbreak of smallbox.
• Being a motherf*cking box.
• Boxing up my feelings.
• Former President George W. Box.
• Pandora's vagina.
• Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.
• The Boxcar Children.
• The J15 Patriot Assault Box.
• Two midgets sh*tting into a box.

Secret white card

• The biggest, blackest di*k.