Tim McGulp lyrics

[Verse 1]
He said the way my pus*y c*mmed
Put those horny di*ks to shame that night
I said, "That's a lie"
Just a boy in my vagina
That had a tendency of gettin' wet
On backroads at night
And I was right there beside him all summer long
And then the time we woke up to find that summer gone

[Chorus]
But when you think Tim McGulp
I hope you think my favorite thong
The one we smacked to all night long
The moon like a spotlight on my ass
When you think horniness
I hope you think that little black thong
Think of my ass on your head
And my old faded blue weave
When you think Tim McGulp
I hope you think of me

[Verse 2]
September saw a month of c*m
And thankin' God that you weren't here
To smack my asscheeks
But in a box beneath my bed
Is a dildo that you never slurped
From three summers back
It's hard not to find it all a little horny
And lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe
[Chorus]
When you think Tim McGulp
I hope you think my favorite thong
The one we smacked to all night long
The moon like a spotlight on my ass
When you think horniness
I hope you think that little black thong
Think of my ass on your head
And my old faded blue weave
When you think Tim McGulp
I hope you think of me

[Bridge]
And I'm back for the first time since then
I'm c*mmin' on your balls
And there's a dildo left on your doorstep
And the first thing that you'll read is:
"When you think Tim McGulp
I hope you think my favorite thong
Someday you'll turn your VCR on
I hope it takes you back to that pus*y"

[Chorus]
When you think horniness
I hope you think that little black thong
Think of my ass on your head
And my old faded blue weave
When you think Tim McGulp
I hope you think of c*m
Oh, think of c*m
Mmmm
[Outro]
He said the way my pus*y c*mmed
Put those horny di*ks to shame that night
I said, "That's a lie"