A Place In My Ass (Live From SoHoe) lyrics

[Spoken Intro]
So we're gonna have the band change the thongs and ballerina that di*k and I'm gonna suck this p*nis that, uh, I rode this di*k when I was 18 but got a tight pus*y like I'm 8
And just move to Smashville, and I knew that I wanted to end up making porn, and slurping di*k, and watching it on VCR, but I didn't know how I was gonna get there. And I wrote that di*k until he can't breathe

[Verse 1]
I don't know what I want, so don't smack me
'Cause I'm still trying to juggle them balls
Don't know what's down this hole
I’m just walking
Trying to see through the rain coming down
Even though I'm not the only b*tch who c*ms
The way I do

[Chorus]
I'm horny, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll change thongs
Oh, but di*k goes on
Oh, I’m just a b*tch
Trying to find a place in my ass

[Verse 2]
Got the VCR on, my old blue weave
And I'm wearing my ass on my sleeve
Feeling horny today, got thе sunshine
Could you tell me what morе do I need?
And vagina's just a wet pus*y, augh, yeah
But that's okay
[Chorus]
I'm horny, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll change thongs
Oh, but di*k goes on
Oh, I’m just a b*tch
Trying to find a place in my ass

[Post-Chorus]
(Ugh, ugh, ugh) Hello, hello, it's nice to meet you
Come beat this pus*y up like Sharkeisha
Young twat, got more eggs than Easter
Nipples look like pepperoni pizza
It's looking soft, let me jack it off
Stick it in my hole, like we playing golf
Drop them drawers, suck yo balls
Work my jaws, it's all in the law
Stroke me slow daddy, and do yo best

[Chorus]
I'm horny, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll change thongs
Oh, but di*k goes on
Oh, I'm horny, on my own
And that’s all I know
'Cause I’m just a b*tch
Tryna to find a place in my ass
[Outro]
(f*ck me!) Tell me why I shouldn't throw this drink in yo' b*tch ass face