Sabbath School (Original) lyrics

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
First off, f*ck broke n*ggas with gold teeth
And the fat f*ckers who wear skinny jeans
All proceeds go to the foundation for dumb hoes
Who need more money for new weed
Pot smokers need more cash for weed
Share my Netflix broke man, I can't watch Blue Streak
Put yo hands in the sky my brotha
If you took a test high and passed with flyin' colors
Cuse' my grammar, I don't need yo spell check
Just to show my money's good
n*ggas can y'all spell check? (check)
I′m on some f*ck ya life sh*t
Ever since my aquarius turned into a pisces
Now i′m flip flopping through these zodiac signs
Trying to find the one that understands i'm a liar
Another day in the life of a n*gga who think every chick is a wife
But I had this one b*tch (Yeah)
But f*ck it man, I had to leave her man (Why?)
I found out the b*tch was a Mac Miller fan
Me and that n*gga go together like
Black b*tches and natural hair
That sing cracker-rap, don't go there
Bible said "Don't put no gods before me"
So comparin' me to anyone is blasphemy
So imma keep rappin' circles
Around these Eminem wannabes
As long Rick is gay, and the government is taxing me
I hate n*ggas with white girl problems
Here's a memo dude, Hip-Hop does not like you
When you gettin' chased out of yo class
Come and see me
When you can't afford no food on yo table
Come and see me
When you redneck deep
And see confederate flags and your own f*cking dad
Accuse you of being a fa-
(f*ck!)
(Don't say that) (Don't f*cking say that sh*t)
(Motherf- Damn)
[Verse 2]
Put up, or shut up
pus*y ass n*ggas get your nuts up
You better get up, get out
Get something my man
Oh you suck at real life?
Motherf*cker, stick to 4chan
Here's the floor plan
Get money and buy enough mix′s
To get a peter fan
Fly like peter pan
Born in the era of records from Elian
Angry beavers, Preseen
Give me a scene
Best believe i've seen it
My f*cking girl left me for a f*cking paraplegic
Now how do you think that makes me feel
When i′m at home jacking off (word)
Waiting for a deal
Bragging about my size
No escape for me
I don't puff black smoke weed
Watching TLC
Till′ I found out the n*gga with the biggest di*k
Looks like someone from the cast of glee (Haha!)
I'm foolish, I′m atheist
I'm crazy, I'm completely racist
I hate you b*tch
You gotta understand
In order to be a man, you need a man
I just never had the chance
Wasn′t really rich, but not poor
Just somewhere in the middle, classified me as ignored
What the f*ck is a food stamp?
You never had a crouton?
Mommy won′t face me
n*ggas trying to shank me
Paris Hilton hates me
And only Jesus can save me right?
You believe me right?
Hands up if you lived your life wrong
And you let the song finish playing in your ipod
In my head i'm cool as a b*tch
But in reality, you ain′t sh*t
I ain't sh*t, we're all fools
Just a couple things I learned in sabbath school (sh*t)
[Outro]