Bambalance lyrics

EMT Dispatch: This is the ambulance emergency line. Do you have an emergency?

Caller: I ... I need a bambalance

EMT Dispatch: Who is this?

Caller: Uh ... Joe

EMT Dispatch: Okay. Where do you need it?

Caller: I'm in the mutha f*ckin phone booth

EMT Dispatch: Okay, what's the address there?

Caller: Hold on

EMT Disptach: Okay sir. Did you call through 911?

Caller: Uh, no

EMT Dispatch: Okay Joe. I need a location. What street are you on?

Caller: Uh ... I'm in a mutha f*ckin phone booth at the Stop N Go. I'm at the ... that's it. I'm at the mutha f*ckin Stop N Go ... on a ... wait a minute. What's the mutha f*ckin street? Corvel and sumthin. At the mutha f*ckin Stop N Go

EMT Dispatch: Corvel and what?
Caller: Hold on

EMT Disptach: Joe!

Caller: Uh huh? Let me see, Coffee, Coffee ...

EMT Dispatch: Caffee?

Caller: There ya go. There ya go, I'm in a mutha f*ckin phone booth. Let me tell ya what. I'm at the ... I'm goin down the mutha f*ckin road, drivin my car, mindin my own God damn bizness and a mutcha f*ckin deer jumps out and hits my car

EMT Dispatch: Okay sir? Are you injured?

Caller: Now let me tell ya. I get out and pick the mutha f*ckin deer up. I thought he's dead. I put the mutha f*ckin deer in my back seat and I'm drivin down the mutha f*ckin road and mindin my own bizness. The mutha f*cka woke up and bit me in the back a my god damn neck. It bit me and done kicked the sh*t outa my car. I'm in the mutha f*ckin phone booth. The deer bit me in the neck. A big mutha f*ckin DOG came up and bit me in the leg. I hit him with the mutcha f*ckin tire iron and I stabbed him ... I stabbed him with my knife. So I got a hurt leg and the mutha f*ckin deer ... bit me in the neck. And the deer ... and the dog won't let me outa the mutha f*ckin phone booth cuz he wants the deer. Now who gets the deer? Me or the dog?

EMT Dispatch: Okay sir. Are you injured?

Caller: Yeah! I'm ... a mutha f*ckin deer bit me in the neck! Hold on. (Unintelligible) The mutha f*ckin dog is biten me. Hold on. God damn! Git outta (unintelligible). The mutha f*ckin dog is biten my ass!

EMT Dispatch: (Unintelligible)