I Just Won a Million Dollars lyrics

[Wealth Sounds]

[Verse 1]

Well the title says it all
I think I just won the Powerball
Should I tell any of my friends?
Well human nature is ugly so that depends
A million isn't very much
Your bills are high and you like buying stuff
Buy a fancy car, get a classy girl
Maybe cop a plane and explore the world


[Pre-Chorus]

Well, whoa
How does it feel to be a rich man now?
Whoa
I would tell you but I don't know how


[Chorus]

I just won a million dollars
It just might solve all my problems
You can win a million dollars, too
I just won a million dollars
It has solved one or two problems
If I can win the money, so can you

[Verse 2]

Taxman comes to my door
He says, "Rates are gonna be high this month"
I'm like, "f*ck you, that sounds like theft"
He said, "You don't know how basic economics work"
Well f*ck me, I guess he's right
Looks like we're living without lights tonight
We love to have nice things
I'll buy a shiny guitar with expensive strings


[Pre-Chorus]

Whoa
How does it feel to be a millionaire?
Whoa
I would tell you but I just don't care


[Chorus]

I just won a million dollars
It just might solve all my problems
You can win a million dollars, too
I just won a million dollars
Maybe now I can retire
That's a f*cking joke, I'll just go broke

[Bridge]

I can't go to sleep
They all want my money
I can't risk losing everything that I need


[Spoken]

Announcer:
You just won one million dollars!
What are you going to do?

Billy:
I'm gonna buy--I'm gonna buy a new house
I'm gonna buy a car
I'm gonna buy a private army

Announcer:
That sounds wonderful
Get out of here!
No seriously, get the f*ck out


[Chorus]
I just won a million dollars
It just might solve all my problems
You can win a million dollars, too
I just won a million dollars
Still can't pay off all my scholars
I'll die a happy man if I die soon