Star Wars Gangster Rap 2 lyrics

[Admiral]
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no experience with this type of sh*t
Who should I call for help?

[Vader]
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
f*cking you up no matter who you are!

[Palpatine]
Tell them motherf*ckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Roll up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels cause their skills ain't sh*t!

[Vader]
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit!

[Yoda]
Oh, sh*t! Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
b*tches on my tip, like Lando on liquor
[Lando]
Aw, you're just jealous cause my black di*k's thicker

[Chewbacca]
*Wookie yell*

[Lando]
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie
Last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me

[Luke]
Shut the f*ck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister

[Ben Kenobi]
Luke! Use the force
Before intercourse
But Luke, don't forget!
b*tches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

(Ohh!)

[Luke]
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't sh*t, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
[Vader]
No one brings it worse to this f*cking universe

(Rebels!)
[Luke]
You know we'll f*cking win, cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
[Palpatine]
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
[Yoda]
You also feel Vader's di*k in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

[Han Solo]
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

[C3PO]
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
[Jar Jar Binks]
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and f*cka yo wife
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will f*ck you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna c*m!

[Yoda]
Yeah, boy!
Goes out this does to all you b*tches on that pus*y planet Earth!
f*ck not with the rebels
For powerful are we with the force
I'm talkin' about some real deep space gangster sh*t
Now pass me the blunt, Chew
And let's f*ck some sorry hoes up!