F*ck Parkour lyrics

Haha, ah
f*ck parkour, f*ck parkour
f*ck parkour, f*ck parkour
f*ck parkour, f*ck parkour
f*ck parkour parkour parkour
f*ck parkour, f*ck parkour
f*ck parkour parkour parkour
f*ck parkour, f*ck parkour
f*ck parkour parkour parkour
f*ck parkour, f*ck parkour
f*ck parkour parkour parkour

Hud’s such a whiney b*tch (waah)
And he can’t even do sh*t (what?)
All he does is sit on his throne
And f*cking b*tch and moan (mmh)

Don’t even let me get started on the staff, it’s so f*cking trash (ooh)
It’s been falling apart since Ram put this sh*t up and did the dash (wow)

Why does hud complain so much?
He should just f*cking hush (shh)
I wouldn’t be talking crap
If you simp for a Spanish trap (dadada)
You think that sh*t is a girl? (huh?)
Bruh, that sh*t is a guy (wow)
It’s so obvious, the hoe got a di*k poking between them thighs
Uh, Ryan? No offense, but you’re so f*cking dense
When you gonna get not every female wants your uglyass through your head?

Parkour: the home of the hoe ass traps, ain't that pretty wack? (mhm!)
Parkour: the home of the furry gays, put it on a tag

Most of your players are kids, Hud and I think you know that
So why the f*ck would you sell a gamepass with drugs, you f*cking bad (don’t do drugs)

I think you should watch it
Always quick to call someone a hoe (sl*t)
‘Cause half your staff in your dms like I’ll give them a free blow (woah)

So hardcore, so hardcore (hardcore)
Not parkour, not parkour