You Look Adopted lyrics

Your real mother was a hooker
Your real father couldn't get laid
Your mother left you in a dumpster
You were adopted by two gays

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You look adopted [x4]

You hate father and son picnics
You hate the p.t.a
You won't bring friends to your house
You've got two fathers and they're both f*cking gay

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