Everyone in Anal c*nt Is Dumb lyrics

Is that Scott and Tim, or Gilbert and Lewis
I let them in the band, didn't know that they'd screw us
Mike Mahan had no brains, Tim has no spine
Fred's a f*cking as*h*le, and Paul would always whine

First we had a spic, a pollack, and a geek
Who'll play guitar for Anal c*nt next week?
Seth's an alcoholic, Tim can't play drums
Everyone in Anal c*nt is dumb

Fred had his hair in those stupid f*cking braids
Tim has a kid, but he never gets laid
John dyed his hair, so we kicked him out of the band
Scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand