You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Just Beat the sh*t Out of You lyrics

[Intro]
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!

[Verse 1]
I drank a case of whiskey and you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey and you looked like Roseanne Barr

[Chorus]
You were too ugly to rape, so I beat you up
When I looked at you, I had to throw up

[Verse 2]
I drank a case of whiskey and you looked like Sheila Micheals
I drank another case of whiskey and you looked like Ileana Douglas

[Chorus]
You were too ugly to rape, so I beat you up
When I looked at you, I had to throw up