F.H.W.I.F. lyrics

[VERSE 1]

LET ME HOLLER AT YOU GIRL, WANNA GIVE YOU THE D
BOO I AM READY FOR THE WORLD, IS YOU READY FOR ME?

YOUR PERFECT SYMMETRY, TRULY OF A PERFECT BREED
I'M JUST A DOG, TELL ME AM I BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE?

APPARENTLY I MUST'VE BEEN BECAUSE HERE COMES ALL THE RAGE
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT THAT DRINK JUST TO THROW IN MY FACE

AND IF YOU'RE REALLY SORRY, THEN SIP FROM MY CUP
YOU KNOW, IT'S HELLA UNATTRACTIVE TO BE ACTING STUCK-UP

WHEN WE BOTH KNOW THAT LIKE A HO, YOU'LL BE COMING AROUND
WHEN I GET DOUGH FOR DOING SHOWS AND I COME TO YOUR TOWN
IF NOT TODAY THEN IN A YEAR THAT RATCHET ASS GON' BE DOWN
AND, YEAH, I KNOW YOU f*ckING HATE ME BUT JUST LET ME ANNOUNCE

THAT WHEN A HOE SAY NO TO ME, I JUST SAY "SEE YOU LATER"
'CAUSE IMMA f*ck HER WHEN I'M FAMOUS

HOOK
f*ck HER WHEN I'M FAMOUS, IMMA f*ck HER WHEN I'M FAMOUS

[VERSE 2]

GRINDING ME SO DIRTY, MAKE A MOTHERf*ckER TAKE A PAUSE
SHAKING THAT ASS THONG, LOOKING LIKE DENTAL FLOSS
THE BLUNT GOT ME STONED, FLYING HIGHER THAN AN ALBATROSS
AND I'M AN OUTLAW, A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE

AND I WAS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET TO A BETTER PLACE
YOU WOULDN'T f*ck ME BEFORE I WAS FAMOUS HUH? WHAT A WASTE

'CUZ SOON I'LL BE AND YOU'LL WANT TO LIKE LOTION RUB IT IN YOUR FACE
AND IF YOU FEEL INSULTED, PLEASE TELL ME HOW'S IT TASTE?

FOR THE GIRLS WHO WOULDN'T f*ck ME, THIS IS FOR ALL YALL
IF YOU TRYNA MAKE IT UP, TAKE YOUR TOPS OFF, MARDI GRASS
AND GET MY di*k BE MOVIN' ON UP, JA'NET DUBOIS
BEFORE I END THIS sh*t REAL QUICK, COUP DE GRACE

SO LET ME TAKE THIS TIME TO VERBALLY MURDER Y'ALL
I GUESS I'LL BE MAKING IT A CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL
I KNOW YOU THINK THAT'S f*ckED UP, BUT REALLY, I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL
AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TAKE IT TO THE JUDGE, JURY CALL

AND I WOULD GLADLY di*k IT, BUT I'D NEVER DATE HER
I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON THAT BODY 'TIL I'M FAMOUS

[VERSE 3]

ODiN ON DECK, SHIP AHOY MOTHERf*ckER
WITH A REDHEAD FROM SHERMER, ILLONOIS
AND WE'RE POPPING ON MOLLY
WE'RE POPPING ON BENZO
SWIMMING IN HER BODY
DIVE IN LIKE ENZO

BIG, BIG BLUE, THAT'S HER MOTHERf*ckING BUTT CHEEKS
SAILING WITH MY CREW LIKE MOTHERf*ckING ONE PIECE
ODiN IN THE MIDDLE OF HER TIGHT-ASS BODY
AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER SHE GON' BE A LITTLE SLOPPY

I'M SIPPING ON SAKE, DOING LINES OF WASABI
AND MY GIRL FROM KOREA BUT SHE CALL ME 'PAPi'
AND SHE DOWN FOR BUKAKE, SO I'M DOWN FOR BUKAKE
HELL YEAH, WE LIKE TO PARTY

GIRLS' PENETRATION, I DON'T HAVE RELATIONS
WITH GIRLS UNLESS THEY'RE ASIAN
OR BLACK, MAYBE WITHE?

SOMETIMES ON OCCASION
I WORSHIP LORD SATAN
GET HIGH TO CARL SAGAN
AND ENTER THE SKY