Kick My Way Into Her Heart lyrics

[Intro: Doofenshmirtz]
You know, I think-
I think this is best expressed through a song

[Verse 1: Doofenshmirtz]
My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball
And my brother was an expert from the start
But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test
I couldn't kick my way right into her heart

[Segue: Doofenshmirtz]
Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!

[Verse 2: Love Händel & Doofensmhirtz ]
Oh yeah
He tried playing rugby, and soccer, and football
He tried kick the can and even martial arts
But even with this dedication
I still got no coordination!
He couldn't kick his way right into her heart
Oh yeah

[Outro: Love Händel]
Goodnight Gimmelshtump!