Shot in the Butt with a Dart lyrics
by Phineas and Ferb
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons
Though I'll probably lose consciousness in seventeen seconds
Don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care
But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair
If you want to know why, please refer to the chart
I've been shot in the butt with a dart
I've been shot in the–
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ faints)