Diet Dr. Pepper lyrics

I’ll tell you what domination is
Domination is being an only child
And having only taller adults to rely on
(“Why; oh why, oh why, oh why?”)
I’ll tell you what this simulation is
The 21st century is dominated by Coca-Cola
But Coke’s other half is what I imbibe on
(“Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?”)

Morality isn’t a perfection to be statued in pose
Its prose tastes like heartbreak
Letter for letter
In reason, morality breathes to flourish, disclose
“Knock knock?” “Who’s there?”
It’s me—Diet Dr. Pepper!
(“Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?”)
“Knock knock?” “Who’s there?”
It’s me
[Beat drop]
I’m Diet Dr. Pepper

“Oh!”
(Come on, comе on)
Power is Coke (Come on, comе on)
And karma tastes like Pepsi-Cola
(Come on, baby)
I’ll tell you what kind of father I had
If words are like diamonds that can be cutting
My father used his masculinity to shout
(“Why; oh why, oh why, oh why?”)
Dad ran the house like “Reason Incarnate”
His sighs alone could keep me prayin’, just waitin’
And I had no wisdom to reason it out
(“Why; oh why, oh why, oh why?”)

Morality isn’t a perfection to be statued in pose
Its prose tastes like heartbreak
Letter for letter
In God morality breathes to flourish, repose
“Knock knock?” “Who’s there?”
It’s me—Diet Dr. Pepper!
(“Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?”)
“Knock knock?” “Who’s there?”
It’s me
[Beat drop]
I’m Diet Dr. Pepper

“Oh!”
(Come on, come on)
Power is Coke (Come on, come on)
And karma tastes like Pepsi-Cola
(Come on, baby)
My mind, give it time
Yields diamonds and codas
But guess what happens
If you sip the wrong soda
My mind, give it time
Yields endings and Yodas
But baby [tab breaks]
God is the existence of Pepsi-Cola (“Oh!”)

Morality isn’t a perfection to be statued in pose
(I’m spicy, I’m a meal, but I’m good for you too)
Its prose tastes like hellfire
Try to be better
In God morality breathes to flourish, no clothes!
“Knock knock?” “Who’s there?”
It’s Diet Dr. Pepper!
(I’m spicy, I’m a meal, but I’m good for you too)
“Knock knock?” “Who’s there?”
It’s me
[Beat drop]
I’m Diet Dr. Pepper

“Oh!”
(I’m spicy, I’m a meal, but I’m good for you too)
(I’m spicy, I’m a meal, but I’m good for you too)
I’m spicy—you can hear
Like my proseline keeps boppin’ on
Strong is Coke’s hold over Post-Christian Babylon
Pepsi bit the snake in the Garden of Eden

Strong is Satan’s hold over the 21st century
But baby, karma [tab breaks]
Is the sippage of Pepsi-Cola

I’m spicy—for the ear
Like a hot take you been hoppin’ on
Strong is Coke’s hold over Post-Christian Babylon
Pepsi bit the snake in the Garden of Eden

Strong is Satan’s hold over the 21st century
But baby, karma [tab breaks]
Is the existence of Pepsi-Cola (“Oh!”)

I’m spicy, I’m a meal, but I’m good for you too
I’m spicy, I’m a meal, but I’m good for you too…