Don’t Vape, Kids lyrics

Slide me into your android background
I’m the face of the hot dude who hates fascism
I’m blue enough to vibe neo-Godard
But pink enough to seem masculine

It’s a star, it’s a star
He’s a postmodern man
He’s the Moon, he’s the Moon
Colson Lin is a next-level stan

Doesn’t she know that when she touched me there
She broke me; she shattered me everywhere?
I’m a film icon to be abusеd
I’m a pop singer you couldn’t sleep with
My humanity smeared by hounds rеady to be used
Well, I’m waitin’ for it
Don’t vape, kids

Fame is like imprinting your life into history
You couldn’t pay me enough to be this iconic
Still, I basically think my handsomeness exists for one reason
To make the silence around me surround-sound

It’s a star, it’s a star
He’s Postmodern Man
He’s the Moon, he’s the Moon
Colson Lin is a next-level stan
Doesn’t she know that when she touched me there
She broke me; she shattered me everywhere?
I’m a writer to be abused
I’m a philosopher who couldn’t figure out life by himself
My humanity smeared by hounds waitin’ to be used
Well, I’m waitin’ for it
Don’t vape, kids

Hm, hmm, hi ho
Hm, hmm, hi ho
I just want to think things out
I just want to think things out
I don’t know countries
Sorry, I don’t know her
I have never heard of that woman
In my life, in my life
I can’t even name her
That’s how much I know I don’t know her

Doesn’t she know that when she touched me there
She broke me; she shattered me everywhere?
I’m a thinker to be misused
I’m a gossamer who couldn’t spin hopes by himself
My humanity smeared by arachnids waitin’ to be used
Well, I’m ready for it
Don’t vape, kids
Hm, hmm, hi ho
Hm, hmm, hi ho
(Colson Lin the next-level stan)
(Colson Lin the next-level stan)
Well, that was it
Thanks for listening; that was my show, folks
My first single
Off “Moonlight”
Is done, is here
Ho hum, hi ho
I don’t even care
I basically (“Slide me into your android background”)
Think I’m a robot
At this point
I’ve been abused in so, many, ways for this
But you know
Only in my head?
Ho hum, hi ho
Well, anyway
I never said I was a role model
Don’t vape, kids

[Big band outro]