”I’m Harry Winston!” lyrics

When you walk into the room
And I lock eyes with you
I’m countin’ down the seconds before I’m
In front of you
(You’re far too dashing)
I call it “the mating shuffle”
“Oops—’scuse me, sorry, scootchin’ through”
I’m wearin’ down the moments before I’m
Yours forever

Hi, I have more diamonds than him
Plus—I’ll actually go to war for you!
Lit up by the thought of
Your face in my loins?
I’ll weather dunes and trenches for you
You’re who I bow to protect and admire
“I’m Harry Winston!”
Look, you’ll just have to call me a diamond
You’ll just have to call me a diamond

[Marilyn Monroe:]
“Talk to me, Harry Winston—tell me all about it!”

Through ’24 I carve a mouse-like intrusion
As Harry Winston, I lovе how we still pretend
Wе’re not a foregone conclusion
I’m in “1984” with you
(So we’re gonna make it)
I call it the mating shuffle
“Oops—’scuse us, sorry, scootch on over”
I’m wearin’ down the moments before I’m
Yours forever
Hi, I have more diamonds than him
Plus—I’ll actually go to war for you!
Lit up by the thought of
Your face in my loins?
I’ll weather dunes and trenches for you
You’re who I bow to protect and admire
“I’m Harry Winston!”
Look, you’ll just have to call me a diamond
You’ll just have to call me a diamond

I’m Harry Du Bois from “Disco Elysium”
Meets Winston Smith from “1984”
So that’s my persona
And we’re in a world with problems
(Did you hear me?)
I’m Harry Du Bois from “Disco Elysium”
Meets Winston Smith from “1984”
So that’s my persona
And we’re in a world with problems

Hi, I have more diamonds than him
Plus—I’ll actually go to war for you!
Lit up by the thought of
Your face in my loins?
I’ll weather dunes and trenches for you
You’re who I bow to protect and admire
“I’m Harry Winston!”
And you’ll just have to call me a diamond
You’ll just have to call me a diamond
Dancin’ in the stars with Harry
W. E. B. Du Bois on acid
Dancin’ in the stars with Harry
Internet boudoir on acid…