”I’ve Anger Issues” lyrics

Have you ever wanted to punch someone
Who should’ve known better before?
Hey, I got a question
Why don’t you ever want to punch yourself in the mirror?
Oh, you have? You have wanted to ignite in despair?
Well, there’s your problem
Let’s face it
“You’re stuck”

God’s existence is like—“one laced Skittle”
We have no reason to believe
Wе could even live in such a rarе universe
God’s existence is like—“one paced riddle”
We had no reason to believe
Humanity even could exist so many miracles

(Reach into the bowl)
One laced Skittle
So what are the chances, Jim?
Just pull one out
And eat it

[spoken]
“Anger? Satanic. Obviously.”

Tell me, what was the worst judgment you ever showed
At any given time of your existence?
I’ll show you mine
Just reach into the bowl
And pull one out
I promise
(Said “What’s the difference?”)
Tell me, what was the worst judgment you ever sowed
At any given time of your existence?
I’ll sow you mine
Just reach into the bowl
And pull one out
It’s like I told you, honey
(“I whomped this”)

God’s existence is like—“one laced Skittle”
We have no reason to believe
We could even live in such a rare universe
God’s existence is like—“one paced riddle”
We had no reason to believe
Humanity even could exist so many miracles

Got anger issues?
I’m tellin’ you: God’s got anger too
Got maladies in you?
I’m tellin’ you: God’s got melodies too
Just reach into the bowl
And pull out a Skittle

Anger is Satanic
(Said “What are the chances?”)
I promise
I’ll whomp this
Anger is Satanic
(Said “What are the chances?”)
Does Hell exist?
Just reach into the bowl
Pull one out, Mitch
And eat it