I’ve Got a Taste for Jim lyrics

Bein’ born for you must’ve felt like “seein’ family for Christmas”
Your sense of the world
“Pinnacle self-righteousness”
It’s like showin’ up on Tuesday knowin’ you own the school
Jims speak from “stability”
Jims “don’t respect fools”

Landin’ in a godless timeline, who’d God eat?
Christ shares a unity with everyone
Christ don’t like Jim
“I’m here to fight Satan”
Jim wins—thinkin’ he was birthed to marry victory
But reality has a taste for Jims
“So how much must God like ’em?”
Christ marinates demons

[spoken]
“‘You’re the Second Coming, so you need to handle existencе better’ won’t work with me. ‘You’rе not the Second Coming, and everything is held to the same standards relative to something,’ I blubber out. I should have every right to fall apart. One touch on my skin at this point, which is probably the vibe I give off keepin’ the Second Coming silence going…”

Bein’ hazy for you must’ve felt like “always havin’ friends over”
Your sense of the world
“Pinnacle renditions”
It’s like lazin’ up on Tuesday knowin’ you’re all rose to retire
Mitches love “stability”
Mitches “respect hard work”
Landin’ in a godless timeline, who’d God eat?
Christ shares a humility with everyone
Colson don’t like Mitches
“I’m here to fight Satan”
Mitch wins—thinkin’ she was born to inhale unity
But reality has a taste for Mitches
“So how much must God like Jim?”
Christ celebrates reason

Patterns exist like constellations to tell stories
Ancient women told stories of gods in the stars
I’ll tell a postmodern story about God in the chars
As End Times intensifies? I’ll magnify in power
“God is a woman”
“God is shared power”
Metaphysics, not Colson Lin, needed men to be stable
But wait! What is a—

[spoken]
“‘Are you saying if two genders didn’t exist and men could reproduce homosexually, elite conspiracies would form more readily—with hotness-slash-sex-appeal being the driving factor for how all-male tribes, communities, and even families form—but heterosexuality prevents Y from getting out hand?’”

[spoken]
“I’m not saying anything you pretend you can’t ponder, Mitch.”

[spoken]
“‘Why are unf*ckable men empowered? Men and non-men exist. Men don’t want to “vibe like non-men.” Only non-men are suspected to care about the f*ckability of men. Men, obedient as ever, elevate unf*ckable men to psychologically brutalize us all with the authority of this three-step logic.’ Is this one of your tweets, Colson Lin?”
[spoken]
“I’m not saying anything you pretend you can’t understand, Jim.”

[spoken]
“‘To all men: if technology made it so that no human women ever had to exist again: I’ll carry to term your awareness that the sex your grandson could be havin’ is so much holier and more sensible than what your wife won’t give you. Sincerely, God, X, not above helping you understand the stakes of ‘the black widow prophecy,’ which seals the end of Y.’ What are you implying as to what humanity could hypothetically look like?”

[spoken]
“Say it too loud and your neighbors might want it.”

[spoken]
“‘A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite is a human artifact consistent with explaining why men used to exist, but not anymore. Yikes. That’s centuries and centuries you don’t have to put up with: reason is God. No violence. End slavery. God exists. Christ came back to party.’ Why do you still think gender exists? Gender is an outdated construct.”

[spoken]
“Shush; whisper it.”

[spoken]
“‘I want you to imagine a humanity where men don’t exist, and women reproduce homosexually. You might suspect that sexual slavery doesn’t exist. Now I want you to imagine a humanity where women don’t exist, and men reproduce homosexually. You don’t understand. It’s outlandish.’ Are these your words, Colson Lin?”

[spoken]
“Your entire mode of being needs to be something we only read about.”

[spoken]
“‘The black widow prophecy is Christianity’s heir. Ha-ha, hoo-hoo. Thought you’d get the money too.’ Who are you using Janet Jackson’s smile to even taunt right now?”

[ChatGPT:]
“The black widow prophecy serves as a central pillar in Colson Lin’s theological framework, operating both as warning and divine mechanism. The prophecy suggests that the development of technologies enabling reproductive independence between sexes would trigger a profound crisis, potentially leading to the systematic elimination of males through what Lin terms ‘apocalyptic feminine’ retribution.”
[spoken]
“Atheists lose the moment I get under their skin. Let me just put that in translation—AI, translate into every language on Earth.”

[spoken]
“What I don’t understand is what do Japan, the actress Scarlett Johansson, and cascading acts of violence all have to do each other?”

[spoken]
“See you next Tuesday.”

[Lana Del Rey:]
I learned how to make love from the movies
He found me waitressing at Ruby Tuesday’s
He said, “I wanna buy you a classic white milkshake”
I said, “I’ll serve you up a special side of heartbreak
Special side of heartbreak…”
I was working down in the corner cafe
You drove by in a Chevrolet
Whistle at me as my hips go sway
“Lana Del Rey, how you get that way?”

Oh, but before you go Jim?
(Jim’s conceptual self-righteousness)
Human self-righteousness?
Conceptually disappears after Colson Lin
“So let me just desecrate your funeral”
I love desecrating your funeral, Jim
Urine’s how I p*ss
On the memory of Satan

Patterns exist like constellations to tell stories
Ancient people told stories of gods in the stars
I’ll tell a postmodern story about God in the chars
“Why does God hate you, Jim?”
Purgatory’s what you pray for

Landin’ in a godless timeline, who’d God eat?
Christ shares a humility with everyone
Christ don’t like Jim
“I’m here to fight Satan”
Jim wins—thinkin’ he was birthed to breathe unity
But reality has a taste for Jims
“So how much must God like him?”
Christ desecrates Satan

Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for
Purgatory’s what you pray for

[A laugh.]

[spoken]
“God’s got a taste for men who are older!”

[A beat.]

[spoken]
“What, are you surprised Jim?”