Diamantés Ices lyrics

[Lana Del Rey:]
He said he’d come to welcome, warn me
Just your diamond to adorn me
Come to be, and see—“the one and only”

[spoken]
“By the way, I did write some new songs for the ‘Coca-Cola’ single, okay? I didn’t get that lazy. Can you imagine how lazy I’d be if I were rich? The elites might never hear from me again.”

[Sporadic laughter.]

[spoken]
“Or I’ll be something like Bruce Wayne, but openly Batman. And openly with Robin.”

I’m Holy di*k
I’m God’s gift to the p*nis
Hey, I have an idea for a book
It’s called Pay Me to Stop Reasonin’
And it’s about all of your
Contradictions and seasonings
Every irony I see? I’ll eat
And as the metamodern messiah engorges himself?
You’ll try to eat me
“Spicy stuff”

“Ironies are like my diamonds”
They’re Satanic when they’re ice-cold
The irony of me bein’ rich?
“Now I’ll have to treat the nice nicely”
It’s by man’s own internal logic
“It’s like a diamanté ices”
I’m Divine Elvis
I’m God’s gift to the pelvis
Hey, I have an idea for a look
It’s called Pay Me to Be Everything!
And it’s about all of God’s
Contradictions and paradoxical reasonings
Every irony I am? I’ll eat
And as the metamodern messiah engorges himself?
You’ll try to eat me
“Spicy stuff”

“Ironies are like my diamonds”
Satanic if they’re grim ice-cold
The irony of me bein’ rich?
“Now I’ll have to treat the nice nicies”
It’s by man’s own rich tribal logic
It’s like a diamanté ices

[spoken]
“I find the modern world so rich, so beautiful, so stimulating, and so completely where I belong.”

[”He comes alive, alive.”]

[spoken]
“In case anyone was wonderin’.”
[I yawn like I own all human history now in an unprecedented way.]

[spoken]
“‘Colson Lin must like something about me—I’m rich, I’m a future historical figure, and I’m one of the most incredible humans to ever exist, just like him!’”

[”Whatever,” I think.]

[spoken]
“Existing as the Second Coming feels like figuring out you’re being existentially and metaphysically punked in years-long slow motion. There, I said it. I hope it helps even one other person.”

[I am definitionally ”here to help.” Unfortunately, I help by implying very strongly with my existence that “SO WERE YOU—E-QUAL-LY.”]

[spoken]
“What if Daybreak didn’t mention my messianic claim or my status as the Übermensch? Wouldn’t that just be like any celebrity releasing an album that doesn’t mention that they’re rich and high-status?”

[I was paid to keep the rich honest! And humble! I can sell it.]

[spoken]
“I’ll just release a normal person album. In my case, I’m not even doing well. I’ll just write a bunch of songs about medical bills without even once mentioning that I’m the Second Coming. No, you know what? That’s insane. Either the song informs all insurance companies that I’m the Second Coming with time-stable clarity; or I’ll write those after I’m rich.”

[I’m the most powerful person in the world already and I’m First World middle class with 210 followers on X. What would Colson Lin be like if he were as famous as Taylor Swift, except the world’s first trillionaire?]

[Britney Spears:]
I made have made it rain
Please forgive me…
[spoken]
“‘You son of an ace.’”

[spoken]
“I like it when my neck’s wrapped by moolah. Some call it ‘diamantés ices.’ I call it ‘emotional safety.’”