Just quit my gig at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (thank god)
And I'm starting over fresh, hello neighbor, nice to meet ya (let's go)
Picked up a new job and the pay is good
So I got relocated to this neighborhood
Can't say if I'll stay for good
But I love how quaint and safe it looks
Just moved in so I'd better unpack
If I leave a mess a neighbor might get on my back
(clean up your yard!)
Get inside check that off, power, lights, better get em' on
Haul these boxes off of my lawn put em' in my little house where all of them belong
Guess the checklist is already done
Was that a car crash? WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Who's that, across the street, a strange man I ought to greet
Just hope he's not another freak
On second thought I'll leave, and try my best to go off to sleep
But why would he lock the basement door then board it up with a 2 by 4? What's he up to I can't ignore? I wonder what the rubber gloves are for
I'd like to find out what he's hiding? (whoops)
Won't be the last time he's caught me SPYING!
I'm only running for the exercise I swear to god I'm not terrified
I've got suspicions but I don't know why
Should I go say hello, or should I just say goodbye?
I'm really not a nosy person, I swear. Just let me poke around your house, and I'll get out of your hair)
(Hahaha) Curiosity killed the cat and I'll be next I can promise that. Just keep my head down while I'm creeping. He was in the kitchen, how'd he see me?
Sorry Neighbor just passing by, beautiful day we're having, right. Just minding my own business. I'm definitely on his Sh** list
Screw this what the hell, I'll just go introduce myself, walk up to the door, ring the bell, we could be pals, that'd be swell
Just woke up in my bed with a pain in my neck and an ache in my head, look at the bright side, I'm not dead. I should move out that would make sense, (ehh) or I could try again
What a mess, total disorder, this house could be in an episode of "Hoarders." Shhh, he's not gonna find me. Oh God, is he right behind me (yep)
I'll just hide until he walks away
Normally, I suck at cardio, but not today (ahhhhh)
I'm only running for the exercise. I swear to god I'm not terrified
I'm going home to get some rest, tonight
I know we just said hello, but now I'm saying goodbye
It's a demented freak show that I've gotten lost in
There's probably skeletons locked in closets
Deep dark secrets that a shark is guardin'
If he invites to a pool party, you should probably not swim (nope)
This guy's a circus clown, but I'm not a kid to toy with
Next time you drink your milk, careful it might be poison
OK, this has gone too far, I'm breaking in his window with a crowbar
Every step I take, there's a camera watchin'
So logically, I'll just pick his pocket
Too Many tools and keys to keep track
Ahh F***, a beartrap
Can't I have one normal day without a wanna-be Norman Bates
Talk about mommy-problems, I don't wanna judge cause he probably got em'
A man with a mannequin family
Don't you dare put your filthy hands on me
I thought he was long past his prime but his sprint is just as fast as mine
Must be a lot of exercise, when you get a new neighbor to terrorize, he's predicting my every move
Screw this, I'll go in through the roof
Since he's got every exit covered
If I'm not careful, I'll be 6 feet under
Lost in a fun house but it's not any fun
Time to stop his evil plot with a shot from my gun
You gotta be kidding me, now I gotta RUN!
I'm only running for the exercise, I swear to god I'm not terrified
Flip the power, cut the lights, and hide
I know we just said hello, but now I'm going to DIE!