**Disclaimer: This isn't my song! i noticed that there was no posted lyrics for this song other then the video so i decided to make some posted lyrics! all rights go to JT Music and VideoGameRapBattles!**
Terraria: I'm a veteran survivor, never getting tired. living off the land much better than a miner. I've fought more mobs then you'll see in your life. and my only mission isn't getting every diamond. if you wanna join me, ill leave the light on. its minecraft that you ought to say goodbye to. cuz if i had a level it would be a high one. your bow and arrow won't hold up to my guns
Minecraft: its tim e microsoft took it up a notch! your guns can never blast past the fortress ive got. Fightin clowns and eyeballs and you'd be braggin. well ive got enchanted armor slaying the ender dragon. cryin so much, you keep your items when you die. i think terraria's minecrafts CDI! grab my diamond pickaxe just to break the tension. then bust this survivor into the third demension!
Both: This ain't no game, my lifes insane, ive fought through mobs and awful weather! we just survive, all day and night! but tell me who can do it better?
Terraria: Stop the beat! Your house is burnin! You just got griefed, was it worth the work and they took your stuff, to make it even worse try creative mode if you got your feelings hurt. im a demon hunter, an adventurer! so my invetory isnt full of dirt. i got a jetpack on, so who needs armor? your an FPF - First Person Farmer!
Minecraft: oh im getting griefed? ya that sure blows. but atleast MC has a beast online mode. dont need a story to put this man to shame. i mean, only old creeper be playin your game! ya in my world i am a god! while in your game you can't even mod! last time you went outside? im thinking never. wither you down, send you to the nether!
Both: This ain't no game, my lifes insane, ive fought through mobs and awful weather! we just survive, all day and night! but tell me who can do it better?
Terraria: keep your 3 dimensions, i only need 2 to be awesome!
Minecraft: Please, your style's been irrelevant since '96!
Terraria: take a seat dude, oh you dont have furniture!
Minecraft: even roblox is better than you
Terraria: well atleast i didn't sell out to microsoft!
Minecraft: well atleast microsoft was interested in me!
Terraria: Oh yeah? - minecraft/terraria is the greatest survival game ever!
Terraria: step back or ill steam roll ya! dont mess with this side scrolla! multiplayer's overrated. when all your servers do is cause a hold up. dont got no friends with me, my friends are NPC's. i can't wait for minecraft to drop dead! after all you and your friends are blockheads!
Minecraft: a block joke huh? that's never been said. thats as original as our game concept! step up to the mic i become aggressive! ive never seen a rip off so unimpressive. i know that youll never test me agaon! this is like a wooden plank against obsidian! the sun has set so i guess ill retire. im done roasting this pig over my fire
Both: This ain't no game, my lifes insane, i've fought through mobs and awful weather! we just survive, all day and night! but tell me who can do it better?