Underdog in Overalls lyrics

[Intro]
Once again, these toadstool fools have made a grave mistake
I'm just dying to see you all get out of this one

[Verse 1]
Not so fast, you ghastly ghoul
A challenger approaches, you'll have to duel
So if your house is haunted? Do not have any fear
Stand up, put your hands together, 'cause your hero is here
When the boos are abound, too many frights to be found
There's only one guy you're gonna call (It's-a me)
He's brave and he's brash, he's got a manly moustache
He's the underdog in overalls (Wahoo)
So when those spooky spirits need some spankin'
He'll be the man you can be thoroughly thankin' (You're-a welcome)
He's scared of nothin', 'cause he's coursing with courage (Haha)
If duty's callin', he's already heard it

[Pre-Chorus]
This mansion may scare your pants off, so hike up your trousers
Look on the bright side, you won't be findin' no Bowsers
Gloves off, now this ain't no game
He'll save the day, and you know his name

[Chorus]
Super Mario (It's-a Luigi! Wait, wait, what?)
He's Super Mario (N-no! No! You've-a gotta be kidding!)
[Verse 2]
Steadfast and strong, he never needs any help (Oh, not true)
He's beefy and bold, does everything by himself (Come on)
Plus, he's a solo plumber, so you know that he's handy
At the least, Princess Peach is his only family

[Pre-Chorus]
He's so sexy, no one else can compare (What about me?)
Under his hat, he has Italian stallion level of hair (So do I)
He's gonna run a gauntlet of ghosts
And by now you know who King Boo is fearing the most!

[Chorus]
It's Super Mario! (Luigi! Luigi! Give me a break!)
Super Mario!

[Post-Chorus]
He does have one companion he considers a brother (Oh, okay, okay!)
And he is more resourceful than any other (Yes, it's—)
His name is Toad! (Come on!)
Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad!
Toad (Mama-mia, I-a give up!)

[Verse 3]
This song is all 'bout Mario and his team
His life is hard, 'cause he has no immediate family
He wears red all the time, because red is so mean
He'd never get caught dead wearing the color green
Because green is the color of jealousy
Yeah!
[Outro]
This message was paid for and approved by Super Mario, who wants to go on record saying he has never been captured by King Boo or bested by any foe for that matter
Any and all representations of such events are strictly fictional, and Super Mario is an immensely masculine figure, who has never been defeated in any sort of physical altercation