C U Never lyrics

[ARTIE, spoken]
Alright then
Here's what you're gonna say to this stupid little boy

[ARTIE]
So, let's talk about how many times you've been online
Since I asked you how you been
I see it says you're active now and yet somehow
The messages don't switch to 'seen'

[NANCY, spoken]
Ha ha I can't say that

[ARTIE]
Ok
How about it's interesting you went out of your way to say
Hey let's hang just you and I
And now I've been like yeah, alright let's find the time
Suddenly you've gone all shy

[NANCY, spoken]
Lol, no

[ARTIE, spoken]
Ok no but seriously, just say
[ARTIE]
When you came my way
I thought yeah okay
But now you're playing games
Like I'm the one who came on to you
So I'm like literally why?

Why you gotta mess me around though?
Am I gonna see you around? No
Can't believe I even thought about you at all
See you never
Never even said I would date ya
What a f*cking waste of my data
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the-
Why'd ya-
Ugh
Literally bye
See you never
Ugh literally bye
See you never
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the-
Why'd ya-
[NANCY]
You're so right
I'm done with crafting and redrafting lengthy texts
That he'll reply to with thumbs up
And so my friend I'm gonna send him one last text
One quick message that sums up
Precisely how I feel about the situation without coming across too needy

[NANCY, spoken]
Ok here goes

[NANCY]
I know it sounds insane but-

[ARTIE]
Nope, see you never

[NANCY]
Lol soz to be a pain

[ARTIE & NANCY]
But

[ARTIE]
See you never
[NANCY]
I guess what I am saying

[ARTIE]
Is see you never

[NANCY]
I just want to explain how I feel

[ARTIE]
Have you tried ugh literally bye

[ARTIE]
Never should've messed me around so
Am I gonna see you around?

[NANCY]
No

[ARTIE]
Can't believe I even thought about you at all
See you never
Slide right out of my dms
Hit me up again in your dreams
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the-
Why'd ya-
Ugh
Literally bye

[NANCY]
See you never
Eh-

[ARTIE]
Literally bye

[ARTIE & NANCY]
See you never

[NANCY]
Can't believe it

[ARTIE]
Yeah

[NANCY]
Why'd I even-

[ARTIE]
Yeah

[NANCY]
Oh it's so

[ARTIE]
I know but you're not the only one, look around
Every single person has someone they should-
But instead they're-
And
Then
When they should be enjoying their brunch

[ARTIE, spoken]
You know what? Listen up everyone
No, shut the f*ck up ok?
Listen, no stop acting
Who here is a bit fed up of waiting around for them to message you back?
And who is a little bit tired of them being too busy to reply despite somehow having the time to immediately watch every story you ever post?
And who has had it up to here with checking your phone five times a minute to see if they're ever going to reply?
Oh and when they finally do reply, waiting 45 minutes to reply to that reply, so as to not seem too keen?

[ENSEMBLE MEMBER]
His Whatsapp has a glitch

[ARTIE]
Nope see you never

[ENSEMBLE MEMBER]
It's a complicated sitch

[ARTIE]
No it's not see you never

[ENSEMBLE MEMBER]
He called my mum a bit-

[ARTIE]
Woah ok that's defs see you never

[ENSEMBLE MEMBER]
To be fair every individual guy is diff-

[ARTIE]
Nope, literally bye!

[ENSEMBLE]
Never should of messed us around so
Are we gonna see them around?

[ARTIE]
No!

[ENSEMBLE]
Can't believe we even thought about them at all

[NANCY]
See you never

[ARTIE]
If he doesn't spark any joy go
Throw him out like you're Marie Kondo

[BARTENDER]
Wait a minute-

[ARTIE]
Nope

[BARTENDER]
That's not really-

[ARTIE & NANCY]
Nope

[BARTENDER]
Listen, can I-

[ARTIE & NANCY]
Nope, literally bye!

[ENSEMBLE]
See you never

[BARTENDER, spoken]
You haven't paid

[ENSEMBLE]
See you never

[ARTIE]
When you getting back together?

[NANCY]
Let me check my schedule, oh yeah

[ENSEMBLE]
I'll see you never