I would love to visit 'Happy Land',
I`m not sure which way to go,
It seems all who make it there
Emit a festive glow.
A friend enlightened me
She said ' you go by bottle'
I replied ' that`s silly
It doesn`t even have a throttle.
She told me, I would need a glass
Then pour my booze out neat,
As I`m an untidy person
That task I`d not complete.
It seems I`ll be unlucky
Sitting here alone with my wine,
Wishing I`d found that merry place
Where I could drink and dine.
If you find your way to 'Happy Land'
Give a thought to me,
Left here dancing on a table
Around my Christmas tree.