Kermit’s a b*tch lyrics
by Dreezy
[Intro]
Kermit's a b*tch
I say it, Kermit's a b*tch
Every time you hear a goddamn frog trying talk about they reasons car not
Kermit's a b*tch
That's right, Kermit's a b*tch
Motherf*ck what haters say, As Kermit's a b*tch
Every time try to f*ck with D Reezy at his spot
I hear to tell you why, Kermit's a b*tch
Kermit's a b*tch
[Verse 1]
Why he a pus*y ass frog
Krispy Kreme doughnut looking ass frog
Trying call his self he see me on I-10
Which on I ain't even go on there on I-10
Oh lying ass god damn frog trying to put me ova wit twin twin twin
I won't to trying to get my twin twin twin
I beat you god damn ass about a hundred and twin twin twin
pus*y ass god damn frog
Coming out of pus*y ass sesame street
Krispy Kreme doughnut bast*rd
Won't get round my balls through the bust, I'll bust your balls through the goddamn razzle
Have you calling for help
Screaming help HELP HELP me, help, hell
I'll beat your god damn ass and then send yo ass to hell
GO to hell, go to hell and don't come back no mo and don't need you round here no mo
I ain't f*ck wit yo ass no mo
Let me cough it up (Coughing)
Let me cough my thang up , let me clear my throat, let me clear my throat
Every time is goings on let me clear my throat
Cause I been messed up when I'm at work, I been working so hard get money at work
You know, you sitting round the house talking sh*t bout d weez
He needs to start getting his act together, no he needs get your ass and act together
I'm a buy you a cartoon character
I don't give a god damn yeezy got an HIV problem
Abe got HIV program character ass
I don't give a god damn
You ain't gonna whoop my god damn ass
I'll whoop your ass
Talking bout you gonna get a god damn mother f*cker maba scoo
Trying to whoop my ass when you and your crew
I'll beat your goddamn ass and your crew both, with a goddamn motherf*cking pipe wrench and a baseball bat
Send your ass outta here the cloud
Clock clock clock! I'll I hearin back, here a sound c*ckagoddamnDoodledoo
Like I got a rooster
c*cka like a c*ckADOODLE DOO!
That's right I whoop your god damn ass so it's got me moo moo MOO!
Move your ass out the way Kermit
Old goddamn pus*y mother f*cking pillow ass Kermit
Think of what you did to me, have me swearing going on trying to rap this mother f*cking rap game so I ain't get you god damn ass
Who you think you is mother f*cker, you is on me mother f*cker?
You tried to go ahead, tried to go ham on me, you think you want to do everything, is probably is trying to play me, this ain't gonna happen no more
I'll whoop your goddamn ass to the mother f*cking fullest, to the day I die
You ain't gonna whoop my ass every type of day
An you an you want you thinking you this and your that
Hell nah you ain't gonna do sh*t to me about that
I will bust your ass so f*ck around and get with that
Heffer ass all got that frog ass b*tch
Frog ass bouts to need get some ass set down ass b*tch
He's a goddamn motherf*cking ass down
McDonald's and uh
Whopper ass down
Chucka buka burger king
King whopper, ass down
Set your white damn mother f*cking burger king whopper junior ass down
While a wreck your ass, buss it down, on your ass, right down
I will get that sticka, drop your ass right down
Finn to choke your ass up and down and around
Finn to slap you all to the ground
Yes, i'll whoop your ass to the fullest
Yes d reezy real n*gga to the fullest
I represent the city cause they represent me
Motha f*ck you, you just go head on and hate me
[Hook]
Kermit's a b*tch, Kermit's a b*tch
Every time I see that, Kermit's a b*tch
Every time a pus*y ass frog talking sh*t bout d reezy so bad, Kermit's a b*tch
Kermit's a b*tch, Kermit's a b*tch
Every time I see Kermit talking bout is another f*cking b*tch
Kermit's a b*tch, Kermit's a b*tch
He nothing but a, Kermit's a b*tch
[Verse 2]
Kermit's a b*tch? what you mean about it d reezy?
Cause he try to act like a pus*y ass b*tch
Goddamn ho
Look at his lips though
He just be poked out a goddamn motherf*cking women's ass
Yes, he got a motherf*cking lips be poked out like a women's ass
Yes, cause out lick tongue out
Like he finn to lick someone women's pus*y
You ain't get no pus*y, I get pus*y
Why i need to stroke that pus*y
Eat that pus*y, pop that pus*y
Ah la pus*y
Put ice cream cake on that pus*y
When she say, ahh ahh, on that pus*y
b*tch you ain't going no where with that pus*y that pus*y
Bring your ass here
Eat that pus*y so good, bring to bring yo ass here
Bring your goddamn ass here. get in there
Get your ass oh go in there
Gotta ride down all night
Like ride to merry go round all the night
Yes i did I'd do it again
Every time I turn around Kermit is a pus*y ass frog
But guess what? he been saying all to hell and back
Cause I gotta beat out Tiger Woods I'll get the golf clubs and
Whoop his ass up and back
I'll cut that golf ball and I'll swang him up and back
I'll swung his balls, and I'll whip his ass or his balls all up and down
And he be fall down on Niagara Falls of water, falling down is where he is
He be slamming down to the ground, that's where it sound
And when he thump that's when he to the ground
Bye bye
Bye bye, I don't won't to hear sh*t Kermit
Don't womp rob me with that sh*t Kermit
You don't know about this goddamn brush Kermit
Ill beat your goddamn ass with this brush over this side of your head Kermit
So you besta better get the f*ck on with me
I'll beat your goddamn ass till you can sit down
Ahh tell me I sh*t, up in the hey street
Get a goddamn bruise till you whoop your ass
Up to here, high in the knees
Hit you up, get on your knees
Act like your sorry, talking bout I'm sorry d reezy, I'm sorry d reezy
Ain't going not to me
That the last goddamn mother f*cking question
Tell me I sh*t why the f*ck you groupie me
Why you try to diss me a ki ress squad game
I ain't one of them, I'll be in the fight night game
Yes I;ll be a pus*y fight night, yeah I eat a pus*y like fight night
Yeah I'm handsome and wealthy
Cause you mad? or mother f*cking naw
You mad? awe goddamn mother f*cking naw
Don't you f*ck with me Kermit about this wild ass sh*t
I ain't want to hear the reckless ass sh*t, because I don't wanna hear no drama sh*t
Them back in the days cause I bring it right now, I don't wanna hear no type of days
[Hook]
[Outro]
Let me tell you this sh*t
I ain't worried bout Kermit right now, because he ready to start dissing me right now
Because what ever it is, I ain't worried about this sh*t right now
If y'all ain't gonna rest that sh*t, i don't want hear that sh*t now
I finn to go ham on it right now
I finn to go hard right now
I finn to go so loft right now
Ay lil boosie, we going show the world right now
Ah ain't worried about shooters all over this place
I'm gonna go ahead and tear the place up
f*ck with me I buss it
That's why Kermit's a b*tch
I'm gone for real though...