Crosswalk Sloth lyrics
by Doctor Waffle
If you ever get lost find a Crosswalk Sloth
They can tell you where to go
They'll even hop off
And lead the way across
They'll walk you over very slow
They're friendly
Direction-savvy
Civil servants
For one penny
They'll happily be
At your service
Crosswalk Sloth
Crosswalk Sloth
He's a Crosswalk Sloth
And he'll help you get across
He's a Crosswalk Sloth
They wear super soft socks
Made of low cost cloth
That's what they spend the penny on
Tell them a knock knock joke
Sing some pop punk rock
They'll swing along to any song
Asking them for advice was a
Common occurrence but then
GPS arrived and
Robbed them of purpose
Crosswalk Sloth
Crosswalk Sloth
He's a Crosswalk Sloth
And he'll help you get across
He's a Crosswalk Sloth
For only a penny
He'll help you with any
Navigational
Orientational
Relocational
Pedestrian question that you have