I Had To Jelq lyrics

[Verse 1: Jelly House]
You got a lot of rizz, don't you, baby?
I only hawk-tuah 'cause you made me
You're tellin' all your sigmas I'm skibidi
Like I'm the goated blud
Why'd you boom or doom if you
Double-chocolate-chunk with a chicken bake too?
Livin' in Ohio with the view
I thought you knew

[Chorus: Jelly House]
I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say, "Mewin' makes the bops twerk," hell, I had to jelq (Jelq)

[Post-Chorus: Jelly House]
Jelq

[Verse 2: Elliot Cox]
You thought I'd break my streak to gеt a blumpkin
Pick up the phone, can't you see John Pork is callin'?
Already moggеd the betas, you been muntin'
Gyatts are gonna have to goon
You think that you got sigma rizz
We dropped this song before GTA 6
I ain't a beta, I know how to edge
Goated like Duke Dennis
[Chorus: Jelly House]
I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say, "Mewin' makes the bops twerk," hell, I had to jelq (Jelq)

[Post-Chorus: Jelly House]
Jelq
Jelq
Jelq

[Bridge: Elliot Cox & Jelly House]
Crash out in the goofy-ahh Backrooms, mew
Baby, you bag the fries and, baby, I'll bag 'em too
Kai Cenat 'bouta goon

[Chorus: Jelly House]
I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say, "Mewin' makes the bops twerk," hell, I had to jelq (Jelq)

[Post-Chorus: Jelly House]
Jelq
Jelq
Jelq