Magical Misery Tour lyrics

I resent performing for you f*ckers,
Tell me, what do you know?
A lot of faggot middle-class kids
Wearing long hair and trendy clothes.
Look, I'm not your f*cking parents
And I'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door
With a f*cking peace symbol
Get this, got that I don't owe you f*ckers anything.
And all I've got to say is "f*ck you!"

The sky is blue.

And Mick Jagger
I think that Mick's a joke with all his stupid faggot dancing
I always did.
Wiggling his arse, you know, its just a lot of bullsh*t.
And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles?
When every f*cking thing we ever did Mick tried to copy
and you know we even wrote his second f*cking record for him
No, the Stones, aren't the same in class as the Beatles,
either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were.

Pardon me sir.

Paul said he hated Yoko
Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of sh*t -
sh*t from those f*cking sons of b*tches?
George said she gave off evil vibes
I should have beat the f*cking sh*t right out of him,
him with his f*cking Hari Krishnas.
Me Auntie she tore up me f*cking poems
She just threw the bast*rds out.
I can't forgive her 'cause she didn't treat me like a f*cking genius.
Look, you bast*rds, I'm a genius!
Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh.
Don't you DARE criticize my work!
"Don't Worry Kyoko" is one of the f*cking BEST rock and roll records ever made!
I'm a f*cking artist!
I'm sensitive as sh*t!
I throw up before I go on stage!
I could make a guitar SPEAK!
If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN'T because I'm a f*cking GENIUS!
I was the Walrus - Paul wasn't the Walrus!
I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus!
You know that rubbish he's been singing?
EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A f*ckING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG!
I WON'T LET f*ckING ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME!
Yoko is a supreme intellectual!
I'll tell you why nobody likes her music
because she's a woman, and she's Oriental, that's why!

Where are you Mother?
They're trying to crucify me!

Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is PAIN!!
YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!!
{​Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming)
Yoko's voice: The dleam is over.