Boy Meets Girl lyrics

Boy: Hi!

Girl: Hi!

Boy: I'm a baby!

Girl: What do you think I am, a loaf of bread?

Boy: You could be, what do I know, I'm just born I'm a baby I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in the hospital or

What I'm just so glad to be here

Girl: Well, I'm a baby, too

Boy: Have it your way, I don't want to fight about it

Girl: What, are you scared?

Boy: Yes, I am. I'm a little scared. I'll tell you why, see I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet

Girl: What's that got to do with it?

Boy: Well, if I'm a girl and you're a boy you could beat me up, you think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?

Girl: What's a tooth?
Boy: Search me! I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothin' yet!

Girl: You think you're a girl?

Boy: I don't know, I might be. I think I am, I've never been anything before, let me see, let me take a little look

Around…hmmm, cute feet, small, dainty…yep, yep! I'm a girl, that's it! Girl time

Girl: Well what do you think I am?

Boy: You? That's easy, you're a boy

Girl: You sure?

Boy: Of course I'm sure, I'm alive already four or five minutes, right? I haven't been wrong yet!

Girl: Gee, I don't feel like a boy

Boy: That's because you can't see yourself!

Girl: Why, what do I look like?

Boy: Bald. You're bald, fella. Bald, bald, bald. You're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald

Girl: So?
Boy: So? Boys are bald and girls have hair

Girl: Are you sure?

Boy: Of course I'm sure - who's bald, your mother or your father?

Girl: My father

Boy: I rest my case

Girl: Hm. You're bald, too!

Boy: You're kidding!

Girl: No, I'm not -

Boy: --Don't look!

Girl: Why?

Boy: (sigh) A bald girl, yuch, disgusting!

Girl: Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl

Boy: There you go again, I told you I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy
Girl: I think you're wrong

Boy: I'm never wrong, what about shaving?

Girl: What about it?

Boy: You just shaved, right?

Girl: Wrong

Boy: Exactly. And you know why? Because everyone's born with a clean shave, it's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't

Girl: So what does that prove?

Boy: Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy

Girl: Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning

Boy: See, that proves it! Girls are patient, boys are impatient!

Girl: Yeah? What else?

Boy: Can you keep a secret?

Girl: Absolutely

Boy: There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't

Girl: Mmm, go on

Boy: Are you afraid of mice?

Girl: No

Boy: I am! I'm terrified of them! I hate them! Squeak, squeak, squeak! Whatta you wanna be when you grow up?

Girl: A fireman

Boy: What'd I tell ya?

Girl: What about you?

Boy: A c*cktail waitress! Does that prove anything to you?

Girl: Hm, you must be right

Boy: I told you, I'm always right. You're the boy and I'm the girl

Girl: I guess so. (gasp) Oh, wait! Here comes the nurse to change our diapers

Boy: About time, too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life

Girl: Hey! Look at that!

Boy: What?

Girl: You see that? I am a girl! And you're a boy!

Boy: Hey, it sure looks like it

Girl: What do you think of that?

Boy: I can't understand it

Girl: Well, it sure goes to show ya…

Boy: What?

Girl: You can't judge a book by it's cover

Boy: (Laughs) What does that mean?

Girl: How should I know, I'm only a baby

Boy: So am I. Goo

Girl: Goo