[Verse 1]
Well, I know we just met but I like you a lot
Come home with me tonight
And if it all works out then we can stay all night
We can get into a little fight
And when the cops get called, you can hide in my closet or behind my back
[Chorus]
Why don’t they understand it’s just a lover’s spat?
You know it’s just a lover’s spat
[Verse 2]
So don’t go running around naked by the side of the road
Honey, you look ridiculous
With that cut on your eye and your di*k hanging out
Why don’t you care about us
Well, why don’t you stay for dinner or at least a late-night snack
Oh honey, I can’t relax
[Chorus]
To know it’s just a lover’s spat
Oh, you know it’s just a lover’s spat
[Bridge]
Oh, excuse me, I don’t think you know my father
[Verse 3]
Well, it’s just a light, honey, why can’t they see?
Because they don’t understand you and they must not love me
And I don’t really give a f*ck if they don’t want me fighting in the street
‘Cause you know when I tell it, I can tell it
[Chorus]
‘Cause you know it’s just a lover’s spat
[Verse 4]
I’m from Milwaukee originally but now I go to OSU
And I can be rich when I get my business degree, well, I’ll take good care of you
We can play the love games for a minute or two, but there’s no turning back
Because when they go looking for you I’m going to tell them
[Chorus]
It was just a lover’s spat
It was just a lover’s spat
You know it’s just a lover’s spat