Clowns on Velvet lyrics

Scene changes to a pair of adjoining rooms at The Alladin Hotel in Las Vegas. The VIDEO CHRISTIAN AUDIENCE exits

In one room, QUENTIN ROBERT DE NAMELAND strips to his boxer shorts and fondles a rubber 'love doll' dressed as a
Waitress

In the adjoining room, OPAL drinks from a bottle of Jack Daniels while preparing to administer an enema to a recently captured bell-boy, already mounted in a torture rack (profile view) with his pants down

THING-FISH: (contd.)
Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-j*rknuh parodise dey call LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!

QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'...(since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda b*tch be able to tolerate de muthaf*cker's hair spray!)

Bein' jes' like most de other nasty c*cksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true...specially since his TV WIFE, OPAL, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy

'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n trashin' be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey...an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh

HARRY-AS-A-BOY appears at the left and walks to center stage in a lonely spotlight while QUENTIN and OPAL continue their business

Les' meet de lil' c*cksucker now, while he's still young...'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some b*tch name RHONDA ...'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an OVER-EDUCATED sh*t-HEAD!