You There, With the Hard On! lyrics
by Frank Zappa
Howard: You, you there with the hard on!
FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . .
Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard: Sit down, Aynsley! Not you
?: Shut up!
FZ: Ready?
Mark: Yes
FZ: Quick! Before these people [beware]