Crew sl*t [YCDTOSA 6] lyrics

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
They ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
Be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
How about that Jimmy Swaggart?

You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On Harry's face
And be a CREW sl*t (Yessir!)
Be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t (Watch out, he's Greek!)
His equipment hasn't gotten wet
For a month-and-a-half
CREW sl*t
Really! His name is Harry
Be a CREW sl*t
That's right
How about that West Bank, huh?
Well you been to Alabama, girl
'N Georgia too
'N all the boys in the crew
Is bein' good to you
I know you're sayin' to yourself
"This is the way to go"
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
And be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a CREW sl*t
Be a CREW sl*t
The boys in the crew
Have got a present for you!