Big Leg Emma [Tis The Season To Be Jelly] lyrics
by Frank Zappa
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knocka me out
Until her teeth fell out, uh-huh
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight, uh-huh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, Emma!
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, Emma!
Em-em-em-em em-em-em-em
Em-em-em-em em-em-em-em, Emma!
Sock it to me now
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knocka me out
Until her face broke out, uh-huh