Muffin Man [FZ: OZ] lyrics
by Frank Zappa
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin' (YEOWW!)
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
FZ: Good night-uh!