“What’s The Deal di*k?” lyrics
by Frank Zappa
FZ: What's the deal, di*k?
di*k: What's the deal? Well, as a matter of fact, even last night they [...] no vulgarity [...]
FZ: Really? No loyalty oath tonight? Is that the deal?
di*k: Well, the thing is they all picture it as an insult upon them
FZ: Who?
di*k: The promoters. They think it's like an insult upon everybody
FZ: They're the ones that wrote it in the contract!
di*k: I know it. I'm just telling what happened, man
FZ: Hey, I got two good loyalty oaths on tape
di*k: I don't think, uh . .
FZ: Listen! Wanna get an idea how tense it is in Jacksonville?
Some Mother: Yeah
FZ: We don't even get to do the loyalty oath here
Some Mother: Wow
Mark: What?!
di*k: They got— They got tense so I signed out the loyalty oath
Howard: Oh, no
di*k: Mainly what it was is because— 'cause when you say, "We won't say p*nis" [...]. They got worried. And the cat, the cat that run that truck standing behind the stage, he heard that
Somebody Else: If you don't say "p*nis" in there it probably will be alright
Howard: Can say anything
Somebody Else: 'Cause "p*nis" is lewd
FZ: Look, let's do our— We'll do our loyalty oath in here before we go out
Howard: It won't be the same
FZ: I got two great ones on tape, so we don't need to do it tonight