The Chats been Compromised... lyrics

I just got questioned by the FBI
Got pulled aside and then was... questioned by the FBI...
I guess I hadn't seen the work chat go from blue to green
Now all our texts took frantic to some guy from the Atlantic...

We were kidding the entire time
We only said the fries had cyanide because it rhymed
You know we joke like j*rks, we're co-workers
But now that we've been subpoenaed, know we didn't really mean it!

Sometimes it's dissented on
Whether we've truly earned our place at the Pentagon
But just like them, our lives are on the line
They're trying to try me for crimes that I'm not even aligned with

So, if you and your co-workers heckle with an attitude as that...
Check who else is added to the chat