THE LAST CORRIDOR - AN UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR SONG (TO THE BONE PARODY) {APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL} lyrics

EPIC SANS BATTLES OF HISTORY
THE LAST CORRIDOR SONG
FEATURING YOUR CRAZY SANSES FROM THE CRAZY CORRIDOR
NO THIS ISN'T JUST THE INSTRUMENTAL FROM THE HIT SONG "TO THE BONE" PRODUCED BY THE ARTIST JT MUSIC
3, 2, 1, BEGIN!!!

(Sans Team)

(ULC Sans)
Im sans the skeleton
But call me sir wellington
Define me a sellington
These bars make you cry a ton

(Negatale Sans)
Im negatale, i'm so depressed
If I wasn't dead i'd be arrest
Man...
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!!!

(Underfell Sans)
YOU THINK KILLING MAKE UNIQUE?
BUT I'M KILLING YOU KILLING KILLER
(starts genuinely coughing mid-take)

(All Overlapping)
(ULC Papyrus)
HELLO HUMANS I'LL STOP YOUR SIN NO NEED FOR PAY I'LL HELP YOU CHANGE
(Underswap Papyrus)
DEAD MEAT THAT LOOKS FOR MORE MAKING HEARTS HIT THE FLOOR

(TS!Underswap Papyrus)
SORRY OLD MAN BUT I GOTTA BREAK THAT PROMISE

(Papyrus, Underswap Papyrus, and TS!Underswap Papyrus)
WE ARE PAPYRUS ULC!
WE ARE PAPYRUS ULC!
WE ARE PAPYRUS ULC!
WE ARE PAPYRUS ULC!

(ULC Sans)
Oh sh*t it's the chorus um uh uh
WE ARE UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR

(ULC Papyrus)
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR

(ULC Sans & ULC Papyrus)
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
UNDERTALE LAST CORRIDOR
(Epic Sans)
I'm epic sans and i'm BORING AS sh*t!

(Fresh Sans)
I'm fresh sans and i'm also BORING AS sh*t!

(ULC Sans, ULC Papyrus, and other ULC cast members)
WHY IS 90% OF THE CAST BORING AS sh*t?!?!

(Horror Sans)
I'm horror sa

(Micheall)
My name is micheal
I created the doodle sphere
It was difficult to put the universes together
But unfortunately-

(Outer Sans)
Who the f*ck are you

(Micheal)
WAIT-
AAAHHHH!

(Fellswap Emerald Papyrus)
Hi it's me emerald
(Underswap Sans, Sixbones, and Possession Sans)
It is us the gamepass characters!
We are the gamepass characters!

(Underswap Sans)
Underswap

(Sixbones)
Sixbones

(Possession Sans)
Possession

(Underswap Sans, Sixbones, and Possession Sans)
And we are terrible!

(Possession Sans)
Except me cause I get to litter so many 1000 damage projectiles around the map and end the round in less than 10 f*cking seconds because im a well balanced character!

(Aftertale Sans)
Im aftertale sans and my damage is f*cking stupid!

(Afterswap Papyrus)
IM AFTERSWAP PAPYRUS AND MY DAMAGE IS f*ckING STUPID!

(Snowdin Dusttale Sans)
Im snowdin dust sans and my damage is f*cking stupid!

(Killer Sans)
Im killer sans and my damage is f*cking stupid!

(Hardtale Sans)
Im hardtale sans and my DAMAGE f*ckING SUCKS!

(Classic Sans)
WE CAN'T ESCAPE WE'RE HERE TO SERVE THIS SENTENCE!
CAUSE IN THIS MESS YOU CANNOT FIND THE ENTRANCE
THEY'LL SAY WE'RE STUCK AND WE'LL TAKE IT AS A FACT
WE'RE ONLY STILL ALIVE BECAUSE WE SIGNED THAT CONTRACT
WE'VE LOST OUR MINDS OVER A DOZEN TIMES
WE CAN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU'VE DONE THESE CRIMES
WHO'S THE REAL MASTERMIND OH DON'T YOU KNOW?
SO PLEASE YOU DUMBASS, REWORK OUR CODE!

(ULC Papyrus)
WHAT THE f*ck SANS

(Classic Sans)
What?

(ULC Papyrus)
WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO WRITE A CHORUS?

(Classic Sans)
Uhhhh i mean it was good though right

(ULC Papyrus)
NO IT WASN'T EVEN GOOD!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SING IT WELL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS A PARODY SONG
SHUT UP AND BE FUNNY
LOSER

(Classic Sans- i mean ULC Sans)
Sorry paps...

(Bonewalker)
I AM THE f*ckING WALKER
MY DAD MICHEAL WAS SUCH A BOTHER
BUT I'M SCARY, LIKE THE STALKER!
LOCK YOUR DOORS OR I WILL WALKER!
SCARIEST AROUND, THE SCARIEST IN TOWN
AND EVEN WITH YOUR WEAPONS THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING DOWN!

(3DBB Sans)
Kidding! i'm just a chill guy
(im not captioning that what the hell does he say does anyone know)

(Low Tier Fell Sans)
KILL YOURSELF!

(Ruins Dusttale Sans)
Hi im ruins dust
I love it when a conveniently placed afk player appears on the human team so I get to start off with an unfair advantage for no reason
Wooo

(Horror Outer Sans)
I'm OUTER POWERS
YOU THINK YOU TAKE A SHOWER?
BUT I'M THE COOLEST GUY
BECAUSE I'M VERY FLY

(Horror Sans)
Im

(Storyshift Chara and Red)
You know what read this paragraph...
Being a non skeleton in ULC is genuinely becoming impossible because of all the people in Dark Wood Studios about the "Sans and Papyrus Agenda" and stuff

(Red)
Like you can't just be a "well designed human" or "any other monster" you HAVE to be Sans, Papyrus, Gaster, ANY OF THE SORT to even be able to BREATHE in the corridor nowadays

(Storyshift Chara)
And guess what, if you go against it in the slightest without even mentioning any joke additions like jerry or ANYTHING? Cancelled, banned, blocked, shoved of the internet, doxxed, killed, imprisoned
What happened to the way developers were in-

(Storyshift Chara & Red)
UMS? Glitchtale: Battle of Souls? Undertale Roleplay?

(Red)
Nobody had these ideals yet but apparently as soon as-

(Storyshift Chara & Red)
ULC struck everyone just wanted to add SANS AU's to their game and started being the cringiest pieces of sh*ts possible and if you didn't respect the skeleton brothers then you're a filthy fallen role who should die in a fire and never be seen again

(Littletale Sans)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

(Dustbelief Papyrus)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
SHUT THE f*ck UP YOU f*ckING ORPHAN!

(Littletale Sans)
Wah-WAH-WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

(Revenge Papyrus)
You've left me in such disbelief...

(Disbelief Papyrus)
WE WILL TAKE OUR REVENGE!

(Revenge Papyrus & Disbelief Papyrus)
A-
SAY THAT...
AGAIN...

(Low Tier Fell Sans)
I GOT REMOVED FOR BEING A FREAK, WOO!

(Glitchtale Sans)
I got removed for defending a freak, oops!

(Negatale Sans)
I got removed cause my au's a freak, yikes...

(Freaktale Sans)
You guys talking about freaks?

(Low Tier Fell Sans)
KILL YOURSELF!

(Sansta)
Who deserves my gifts this year?

(Jack 'O Sans)
Hey chill out drake, it's just us here

(Horrorfell Sans)
Woah cool off pump have christmas cheer!

(Ice Sans)
Don't freeze in sorrow don't cry in fear

(Helptale Chara)
And i'm just glad the gangs all here!

(Horrorfell Sans)
WHO THE f*ck IS THIS KI-

(Distrust Sans)
I'm still waiting for my chance in the light
It's not like the devs forgot me right?

(Last Breath Sans Phase 2)
BLOCKED once more
Won't you cut the score?
You've been waiting for my phases before 2024

(Waterfall Dusttale Sans)
Oh you LOVE my blasters right?
It's like I was MADE to prolong fights!

(??? Sans no seriously what is this sans)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Swapdust Papyrus)
All just a game...ALL JUST A GAME...
I JUST WANT TO GAMBLE SO UPDATE YOUR f*ckING GAME!

(Science Sans)
Now this is quite an interesting case...
Through science and effort I could fix your face-

(Pacifist Sans)
Hey kid, want a weiner in ya mouth?
No amount?
Know I'm chillin that's about
Rember genocides are out
Cya-

(Hyperdust Sans)
You can call me hyperdust
This is my casino
I'm sick of all my workers acting like they have an ego
Promoted from another toy to running joints with free flow
Only reason you're alive is cause you fuel the eco
Yeah i'm lending contracts, yeah i'm cutting bad acts

(DustDust Sans)
BUDDYS GOT A TRICK TO REAP OUT EVERY DOLLAR YOU HAVE

(Hyperdust Sans)
Casino update?

(Hyperdust Sans & DustDust Sans)
Are you mad?
Have another teaser to relive the hype you had!
HAH!


(Chara Team)

(Chara)
Since when were YOU the one in control?

(ULC Chara)
Bags of bones inside this little game
Yet they came to play
Don't they feel ashamed?
We are striking back
With a heart attack
It's too late so just sit and wait

(ULC Chara & Underswap Frisk)
In this game we have a choice
You live a lie or raise your voice
You kill or die let's make some noise
Cause when they're dead we shall rejoice!

(Underfell Frisk)
I feel like the back bone of my team
They all count on me

(Underfell Flowey)
Mean they count on me?

(Underfell Frisk)
Oh well, know it says
Frisk, not someone dead
When they're choosing heals, they choose me

(Dusttale Frisk)
When you need a killer that can fight
Kill through endless nights
Stop their ways to strike

(ULC Chara)
Come right back to life
Slash out all the lights
Only thing you'll see is Chara Team tonight

(Outertale Chara)
From the stars
Jupiter, mars, saturn or cars-
You know I
Keep the pressure, keep it better, don't you go and type a letter, karma's my tether cause I've been meta for too long

(Undertomb Chara)
Feel, the Void
Draw ever close
Left combatose
You're feeling-
Ever blind, to rectify, the power that's inside my mind, defying a fate that could never crush your burning eye!

(ULC Chara & Underswap Frisk)
C
H
A
R
A
C
T
E, R

C
H
A
R
C
T
E
R

(Glitchtale Frisk)
Guess I'm late
My mistake
Wow they got off lucky cause my slaughter couldn't wait
Dragged down by that bag of bones our owners lack of chromosomes
It makes me want to bite the dust knowing these bones won't die alone

(Canon Storyspin Sans)
Taking lives I love this bloody rush
Breaking down their trust
Leaving monster dust
Their souls mine to crush
These knives never rust
Sending back their dishes with a dusty touch

(Weak Killer Sans)
Switching sides it's what I wanna see
Killin other me's
Doin what i please
Not bound by the rules
Not used like a tool
Cause i'm always down for trying something new

(ULC Chara, Underswap Frisk, Canon Storyspin Sans & Weak Killer Sans)
Now we take their lives and make a close
Leave with dusty clothes
Their minds overfroze
Takin debt we owed
Breakin all our oaths
Wow we're glad this story made it's close

Choose your vessel to endorse
And guide our path with pure brute force
If you don't want to lend your help
Then you should just play as yourself

Souls

(Souls, in order)
PATIENCE is key to selling your teammates
BRAVERY is painfully mid
INTEGRITY makes this game too easy
PERSEVERANCE just makes me scream

KINDNESS can help friends, spite getting you killed
JUSTICE just has no f*cking use

(All of the souls)
DETERMINATION, The power within
Yet you can see it can't save you

(Traitless)
TRAITLESS won't help you

(Empty)
EMPTY will break you

(Empty & Traitless)
Walk down a path and slash your virtues
We want to help you
We want to shape you
There's so much color you could choose

(End)