Pain Series (1): Hot Coffee lyrics

Okay, so these are called "Pain Series" poems
It's very easy to write a Pain Series poem; all you have to do, there's just two rules
The, it has to begin and end with the word "ow,"
And it has to be about some kind of pain or discomfort of some kind
Okay? So, the first one is called "Hot Coffee."

Ow! That's f*cking hot! f*ck! Ow! Ow! Ow!
sh*t f*ck p*ss Christ!
Jesus p*ss Christ, f*ck sh*t p*ss f*ck
That is hot f*cking coffee!

Are you f*cking nuts? Ow! Ow!
That is f*cking hot!
What the f*ck is wrong with you? Ow!