If I live my life
In a beer commercial
Surrounded by creeps
Wondering why (2X)
Wondering why o why o why
Must the earth smell like sh*t
And if I live my life
In a beer commercial
I'd live near the water
Where the babes are hot
And the men are men
Where there is no ... (3X)
Why must the earth smell like sh*t?
The creeps are the only reality there (4X)