Intro (Skit #1) lyrics

[Spoken Word: Zay Dante & Rishi Mahesh]
Type Beat TV!

Welcome back to Type Beat TV, your number 1 show for the hottest beats this side of the Tennessee.
Please welcome our next guest, his new single "UNRELATABLE" is blowing up right now.
Come on out Zay Dante!

Ay! What's poppin' with y'all?
Thanks so much for having me.

Now Zay, let's talk about what inspired your new project.

Yeah, it was actually inspired by this conversation I had with a old friend, we, uh...
We both grew up poor and we got each other through the struggle.
But when that first check came in from the music stuff, I realized a simple fact: I am better than him.
In fact, I'm better than all you poor ugly motherf*ckers that listen to my sh*t.

Yeah, I heard the listener was ugly and stupid?

Ugly and poor.

Ugly, poor and stupid, yeah, I heard that too.
And if you had something you had to say to that friend, what would you say?

Well, I think, I started off with something like—