Skit #2 lyrics

[Spoken Word: Zay Dante, Rishi Mahesh & Maria Smal]

And "UNRELATABLE" is top 1 on the charts for the 104th week in a row!
For everyone who would get laughed at during popcorn reading in class? That equates to around two years!
I am deeply frightened for the future of the American education system...

Hello?

Hey, what's up!
Umm, I wanted to check on how you were doing after Zay called you a poor, dumb idiot piece of sh*t on Live TV.

I don't... I don't think he said all that.

Like, a useless piece of sh*t that shouldn't be alive, shouldn't be born even, hah!
He said all that on Live TV, so I just wanted to see if you are like, recovering?

Yeah, I'm fine. I don't even get what his appeal is anyway...

But anyway, he's just better than you in every way.

Alright, I may be-

So maybe people are just like, sensing that.

Whatever, he's a terrible person, I don't care what he does.
Wait, he is? What did he do?