Advice lyrics

If you get advice from a man in his early thirties it’s best not to listen unless you want bad advice
I was out walking our dogs when you called up with existential problems, and I don’t think I handled it right

If you take advice from a man in his late eighties, watch your back. It could change your life
I know it's silly because he's not here, but I'm out listening on the porch at night

‘Cause when you're thirty two, there's nothing you can do. (that isn’t true.)

If you take advice from a man in his late thirties, what the hell? Well, hey, it's your lifе
I'll say renounce anything in the way of your kindnеss. Wish I took that advice

I guess that’s the thing with advice, is that even the best of it won’t move an inch of the things you’re unwilling to change
So I’ll change my shirt, it’s no problem, make change for a dollar, but changing my character…now, that’s pain. (that’s pain!)

‘Cause when you're thirty seven, it's too late to get into heaven. (it’s never too late.)