The Slur Song lyrics

[Intro]
In this training module, 2.5, we cover language suitable in the workplace
The following is a list of words we do not say
Do not call any other person "gay," nor "queer," "dyke," "twink," or "ass-bandit"
And absolutely do not call another person "faggot"

[Chorus]
Batty boy, sodomite, fruity, friend of Dorothy
Sausage rider, le dollar bean, bottom, sapphic, drama queen
Pillow muncher, pus*y puncher
Bender, homosexual, dykes on bikes
Catamites
Lezzo, pansy, ass pirates

[Interlude]
Congratulations, you have made it through your first list of unacceptable workplace language. Well done. Press continue to move on to our second list

Module 2.6. Pick which of the following words would not be appropriate workplace language. If you are unsure, pick the answer which seems most correct:

[Verse]
Booty bandit, twinkle toes
Bender, butchy, Castro clone
Femboy, fairy, big homo
One who plays the pink trombone
Light in loafers, Dutch cousins, scissor sisters, girly man
Pitcher, catcher, dives for clams
Nancy, prancy, Broadway fan
Poofter, Mary, packer, queen, batting for the other team
Doughnut bumpers, ones who swish
Long-term roommates, bottom b*tch
Beaver eater, bean licker, LGBT mafia
Nelly, Jessie, swings both ways
Avoid these terms in your workplace
[Interlude]
Thank you for taking part in this training module. We hope this has been educational and will help foster a safer work environment

[Refrain]
Fags, dykes, queers, raise your hands
Fags, dykes, queers, raise your hands
(Fags)
If you are found to be using these words (Dykes) in the workplace (Queers), you may be terminated
If you are found to be using these words (Dykes) in the workplace (Queers), you may be terminated
(Bottom b*tch)
If you are found to be using these words in the workplace (Bottom b*tch) you may be terminated (Bottom b*tch)
If you are found to be using these words in the workplace (Bottom b*tch) you may be terminated (Bottom b*tch)

[Chorus]
Batty boy, sodomite, fruity, friend of Dorothy
Sausage rider, dollar bean, bottom, sapphic, drama queen
Pillow muncher, pus*y puncher
Bender, homosexual, dykes on bikes
Catamites
Lezzo, pansy, ass pirates
Poofter, Mary, packer, queen, batting for the other team
Doughnut bumpers, ones who swish
Long-term roommates, bottom b*tch
Beaver eater, bean licker, LGBT mafia
Nelly, Jessie, swings both ways
Avoid these terms in your workplace
[Outro]
Thank you for taking part in this training module. We hope this has been educational and will help foster a safer work environment