An Average Song lyrics
by Allan Sherman
Oh, here's a song
An average song
It's not too short
It's not too long
It's not too high
It's not too low
It's not too fast
It's not too slow
It's not too old
It's not too new
It's not too gay
It's not too blue
It's also not too good, my friends;
So ain't you glad this is the end?