Water lyrics

[CASTING DIRECTOR, spoken]
Okay greenie, you're first
What's your deal?

[GREEN WITCH, spoken]
Well, I just performed in a regional production of "Fried Green Tomatoes", as the tomato

[CASTING DIRECTOR, spoken]
Next!

[GREEN WITCH, spoken]
But wait!
I also did a one-woman show on a cruise ship
I was so excited to set sail, until I looked around

(sung)
I said, "Is that water?
I don't do water"
It makes my body melt and
I'm not an otter
I'm someone's daughter!
And I have learned to trust my instincts well

(spoken)
But I figured, "How bad could it be?"
I'm a witch, I could just rise above it all
Defy gravity, y'know?
(sung)
Went to work to show tonight
I was fully committed
Serving wicked cabaret!
But a sinking feeling
That I couldn't shake told me
"Girl, you need to fly!"
Yеs, a sinking feeling
That I couldn't shake said
"Kiss this ship goodbye!"
So I left

Three days latеr
I heard that ship had sunk
When an iceberg hit it
And tore a great big chunk

(spoken)
And that's the 100-percent accurate, totally real story of why

(sung)
I don't do water!

[CASTING DIRECTOR, spoken]
Doesn't do water, got it
Next!