The Things I Like lyrics

Part 1:
[Chorus]
Here is the list of the things I like
These things are the things I like
Here is the list of the things I like
This list is the list of the things I like

[Verse]
I like vacuums, toads, and a tight fitting shirt
I like cork board, pizza, and cuts that hurt
I like reverse dildos and meat with fat
I like bunions on my feet that I can pick at

[Chorus]
Here is the list of the things I like
These things are the things I like
Here is the list of the things I like
This list is the list of the things I like

Part 2:
[Chorus]
Here is the list of the things I like
This list is the list of the things I like

[Verse]
I like a painting of a pony and a VCR
I like the kind of makeup that makes me a star
I like the touch of a man when he taps me on the head
I like the sticky sauce when I wake up in bed
[Chorus]
Here is the list of the things I like
This list is the list of the things I like